Amvona Unveils “Amvona Trails™” Contexual Search

Boy do I have exciting news! Amvona.com - the company I have worked for the passed year and a half or so, just launched "Amvona Trails".

We are all very excited about this new feature to our site and are expecting extraordinary results. The last few months have been hectik trying to get this puppy out the door and now it's partially off our backs...I say 'partially' because there will be bugs to fix, feedback to utilize, and as well as a few things we would like to update for it to be where we want it to be.

Anyway, please go over to Amvona's Blog @ http://amvona.blogspot.com/ to read our press release on this multi-dimensional tool. There it will be explained in more detail.

About Nice Guys... - the V-Day Special

It's amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it's not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT'S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they're after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn't want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don't realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don't see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don't say, "Oh he's hot" or "I want to have his children" about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don't need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take...

Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, "Why isn't he paying attention to me?" so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, "I've let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass". It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even though all she has won is an asshole.

Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a "listener" you can't turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a "listener" you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn't work like that. The girl wont "come to her senses" and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren't looking for nice guys… they say they are but they're not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole.

All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don't treat you with respect, that don't listen to you, and that don't care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.

THE PATRIOTS GOT SCREWED - Proof!

I found this video in the facebook group called 'THE PATS GOT SCREWED (WITH PROOF)' and everyone needs to see it. I didn't know what to think of it at first, but then I realized it was really quiet so I turned my sound wayyyy up. The guy makes a lot of great points.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=27384

If you watch the video, you will see that by the end of the game, there was a 50 second difference between how time should have been kept and how it was actually kept, with about 7 seconds even being added throughout the course of the last minute. This means that when, somehow, Eli managed to not get sacked on that play the game was over...the last touchdown should not have counted and final the score should have been 14-10 PATRIOTS!

The Patriots got royally fucked. Funny thing is I just found out that this video has been banned from youtube. Kind of fishy don't you think? Maybe eventually this video will reach someone who can bring this to the attention of the NFL...

The Big Let Down

Oh my, oh my, oh freaking my!!! Yes this is about the Superbowl, deal with it...

Where to begin...hmmm. I'll start off congratulating the huge underdogs as they obviously deserved it much more than the patriots in that game. In my eyes, all i see are flaws. Flaws on many sides of the ball. Starting with how horrible the referees have been this entire season (please fire them all). Now, don't get me wrong, the ref's didn't do all that bad in this game surprisingly. Except for the first half on 2 plays that come to mind that contributed to the outcome.

• The pass from Eli to A. Toomer that went for, I don't know, 50 yards ish? When Toomer BLATENTLY shoved the safety in the face to knock him out of the way for the ball, which should have been a pass interference on the Giants. Thus, would take away their first FG I believe.


• I think this was in the 2nd Quarter...where I believe Manning and Bradshaw had some miscommunication and fumbled the ball. The Patriots guy CLEARLY landed on top of the ball...yet for some reason they say the Giants have it? Ok buddy... Whatever you say.
  

Anyway, poor calls aside. It turned out to be just like any other close game the Patriot's had. They don't do shit until the last minutes of the 4th quarter and figure it would be enough to win. Why the hell not play like that all game? Morons... Also, was it just me or did Brady's Offensive line seem to be playing hungover? I mean good god, my grandma could of done a better job at blocking.

Last but definitely not least. Whoever decided it was a good idea to go for it in the first half at 4th & 13 instead of kicking a FG for the extra 3 points, should be fired...Yes, I don't give a crap if it was Belichick's idea or not. Pathetic, does not even describe how this game was stragetized and played.

Before I feel my brain explode anymore, I'll just end it with this:
I am so glad you guys decided to play like a Highschool football team in the biggest game of your careers. Good Game. You didn't deserve to win this. I haven't been this dissappointed and or felt this let down since the Bledsoe era. There, I said it.

The whole season means nothing without that win. None of this 18-0 bullshit. In my eyes they are 0-1.